August 07, 2007
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He: "If you had two wishes, what would you wish for?"
She: "Well, I’d wish to get married."
He: "That’s one."
She: "And I’d save the other till I saw how he turned out."
As he picks out a stocking for Christmas.
Could he have his way, he would have it as long
As the coming canal at the Isthmus.
Dr. Saintly: “Every one should give according to his means.”
Dyer: “But most give according to their meanness.”
“Aren’t you going to say your prayers, Tommy?”
“No, mamma. There ain’t nothin’ I want to-night. Wait till Christmas. Then I’ll have a long one.”