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Comics and Quips 006VOCABULARIESA ball player’s blue and pugnacious; A conductor can cuss, A stage driver is wuss, But as for a sailor---good gracious! IN THESE DAYSIn these days of uncertain waist-line, it is as difficult for a woman to tell how high up on her back to pin her skirt, as for a bald-headed man to know where to stop washing his face.  A WILLING RESCUERRELIGIOUS OPINION“Come up and join the army of the Lord, sister!” “I have already joined.” “Where did you join?” “I joined the Baptist Church.” “Lordy, sister, that ain’t the army! That’s the navy!” HIS REASONTom: “Why don’t you marry that girl? She is a real pearl.” Jack: “Because I don’t like mother-of-pearl.” Return to Comics and Quips Main Page from Comics and Quips 006
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