I'm glad that I no longer fear The dark stairways and halls, Nor tremble as the shadows flit At evening 'long the walls. The bogey-man will not come forth--- You see, he doesn't dare; For I am now protected by A big, brave Teddy bear.
It Depends
She: "Isn't kissing perfectly silly?"
He: "Yes---when others do it"
Kept His Promise
Harry promised that they would hear from him often…
…And they did.
Those Selfish Men
She: "Henry, what do you suppose would happen to me if this horrible thing were to start off down-hill while you're down there amusing yourself?"
It’s great to be American. Always has been. Enjoy!