A few famous quotes and a few funny quotes for your brief amusement.
One-sie & Two-sie Quotes
2 Quotes From Elizabeth Stuart Phelps 1844-1911
A great idea is usually original to more than one discoverer. Great ideas come when the world needs them. Great ideas surround the world's ignorance and press for admission.
Happiness must be cultivated. It is like character. It is not a thing to be safely let alone for a moment, or it will run to weeds.
1 Quote From George P. Morris 1802-1864
Woodman, spare that tree! Touch not a single bough! In youth it sheltered me, and I’ll protect it now.
1 Quote From James Whitcomb Riley 1849-1916
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
1 Quote From Joel Chandler Harris 1848-1908
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
2 Quotes From Washington Irving 1783-1859
A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.
There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place.
