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6 Quotes From Charles Farrar Browne (Artemus Ward) 1834-1867
I am not a politician, and my other habits are also good.
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
The happy married man dies in good style at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.
They drink with impunity or with anybody who invites them.
Why don't you show us a statesman who can rise up to the emergency, and cave in the emergency's head.